December 2009
100 Amazing Things You Never Knew About Your Body
somethingintellectual:
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Unusual Facts
You’ll probably wonder why you never heard these cool facts in biology class before. From hangover cures to exploding head syndrome, these tidbits are must-knows.
Every person has a unique tongue print:…just like our fingers!
Eating fruits and vegetables may help the human body make its own aspirin: People who intake benzoic acid, a natural...
Lawyer: "Trooper, when you stopped the defendant, were your red and blue lights flashing?"
Witness: "Yes."
Lawyer: "Did the defendant say anything when she got out of her car?"
Witness: "Yes, sir."
Lawyer: "What did she say?"
Witness: "'What disco am I at?'"
“I just need the hairs on the back of my neck to stand up at least once a day. It...”
– Brandon McMillan (via infinitebutterflies) (via smileawhileforme) (via happythings)
ahh so remember that person i couldnt blog about ?...
today ,
he broke me ,
endlessly ,
but i refuse to break ,
i am happy !
i though words broke a heart officially ,
boy was i wrong ,
one look ,
one person ,
one breath ,
one second ,
one choice ,
can break you ,
to pieces ,
im proof .
i dont know ,
why i even let myself do that ,
why ?
huh ?
when you have the perfect guy ,
loving you ,
why torture...
i've got writers block ,
i dont know ,
i used to just write anything ,
(right now this doesnt count)
but when i wanted to write about him ,
i just couldnt write it right ..
and i dont know why ,
i tried ,
but it came out all wrong ,
and i dont wanna over-analyze ,
but he’s ,
ahh ,
here it comes ,
when i try to write about him ,
i cant ,
like
literally ,
i cant !!
and i dont know why ,
so...
meme of today : he said he likes me , i shouldn't...
ashley2blair:
I wanna go to the SuperCamp, it looks so fun, but $2,500 is waaay too expensive for 10 days :P..
woah 2,500 !?!? sounds cool :)
gotta go , shower , 90210 , then some homework ,...
some fourth year ,
he has a sweet smile ,
i may not have ever known his name ,
but i like it when he smiles at me ,
its innocent ,
but not ,
ah ,
what the hell am i trying to say here ?
ALEX C.
friend for life ,
she hung out with me ,
every single day ,
carried my sister ,
played with Uncle Boyet ,
sleepovers every friday ,
is still here for me ,
after three years ,
has the prettiest smile ,
blonde hair ,
blue eyes ,
im the brunette version of her :)
love you Al ,
yay NAIVE , i thought you had died , but now your...
RENZEL P.
is superbly nice ,
even though she likes ,
to abuse me ,
and she threw food at me once ,
she wont accept compliments ,
even though they are ,
so true ,
guys like to check her out :))
she likes to speak english ,
im not sure ,
wether ,
shes a good girl ,
or a bad girl ,
i like her hair ,
it doesnt look like a helmet to me ,
but then again ,
my eyesight ,
is pretty screwed up ,
:)
JAKE S.
hi boyfriend :)
he takes care of me ,
lies to my parents for me ,
lets me be mature ,
and immature ,
when i get wasted ,
he takes me home ,
he skips classes for me ,
stays up ,
and crams with me ,
hes like ,
a brother ,
i get to make out with :)
he lets me mess with his hair ,
when my bestfriend is broken ,
he lets her go out with us ,
i miss you :)
NAIVE;
i love her ,
i hope her life isnt too ruined ,
shes funny ,
lets me laugh at her ,
was gonna push me into tim ,
when no one else would ,
thanks ,
even though we never did it ,
her facial expressions ,
always brighten my day ,
she stalks gay people with me ,
she gets me ,
most of the time ,
eats candy with me ,
stay happy ok :)
MELSH.
is awesome ,
sometimes i worry bout her ,
but she’ll survive ,
she hasnt lost her ,
LOVE-U-GINITY ,
rolls around with guys ,
more than me ,
she puts up ,
with my insanity ,
my 6 AM calls ,
and she doesnt hang up on me ,
when i babble on about TIM ,
when she has homework ,
she tells me when she sees ,
tim look-alikes ,
but always forgets to take pics ,
i love MEL ,
RACHEL SNAY;
is nice.
haha ,
shes ,
innocent ,
engaged ,
cute ,
funny ,
pretty ,
likes TIM II ,
kidding ,
enjoys
POTCHI ,
and is ,
a heartbreaker ,
WAHAHA ,
hi rache :)))
the gay guy;
NOTE: this is not meant to be offensive to gay people .
ok ,
this guy ,
is utterly hilarious !!!!
i swaer ,
gay people are normal ,
but this guy ,
is not ,
the things he does ,
just make you wanna ,
laugh ,
he strikes ,
these weird poses ,
hahaha ,
if only i could post a pic ,
but im no longer anonymous ,
so ,
hahahahaha ,
NVM.
this guy;
ahh ,
theres this guy ,
i guess you could call ,
my new-found infatuation ,
he has ,
this face ,
like a cherub ,
i dont know ,
but when i see him ,
he’s kind of adorable ,
one teensy problem ,
i keep on forgetting his name ,
i dont know why ,
but i do ,
ill ask him ,
again ,
tomorrow.
thats gonna be awkward.
OMFG NAIVE & MEL have you seen the 'scary girl's...
“I’m that Girl. The one who purposely puts up a status, with a quote explaining...”
– queenofpromises (via ohheyitspaulene)
